Dear Governor Ducey,
I promised yesterday that I would write a long letter about
sabbaticals but I spent so much time today reading about the legislature
wanting to revamp standards for K-12, the ban on cities banning bags because
that would take away an individual’s right to pollute the state (but not taking
away a city’s right to try to stop the pollution. Have you seen the trees in
Flagstaff after a windstorm? They’re bedecked! It’s like Christmas. A WalMart
plastic baggy Christmas. (In good news, some of my microessays were selected
for Best of the Net—one of them is about plastic bags! I’m sure you’ll enjoy
reading these when you find the time.)), the prospect of mandatory religion (a joke,
supposedly), domestic violence rates in Arizona (they’re high), college
education rates in Arizona (they’re low), and the education rallies planned for
next Friday that I ran out of time and I vowed I pick up dog poop from the
backyard so I guess that will have to serve as your metaphor of the day.
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